HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
(betul banget tuh ya.....hehehehehe.....woman meant to be loved not to be understood)
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
does.
(bener juga ya.....cewek berharap cowoknya jadi berubah lebih baik, sementara cowok berharap ceweknya tidak berubah, tetap phisically attractive, tapi kebanyakan harapan itu hampa.... hahahahahaha.......)
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.
(cowok gak bakalan menang deeeeeh........hehehehehehehe............)
Prevention
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I
started doing the same thing to them at funerals....
(naaaah ni dia niii yang sering bikin jombloer's bete kalo ketemu tante nya.....sekarang ada tipsnya)
:D
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