Monday, February 25, 2008

Sunday, February 24, 2008

KURUSETRA SEHARI SESUDAH YUDHA

sepi sekali disini hari ini
padahal kemarin gemerincing suara pedang beradu keras dengan jeritan kematian ribuan orang
kurusetra basah merah berdarah
Dursasana, Duryudana seratus bersaudara sekarat meregang nyawa pun
Bisma, Dorna, para beghawan pun mati dibunuh murid muridnya sendiri
Dimanakah kini para pandawa
Yudhistira sang Raja
Werkudara Bima sang Perkasa
Arjuna sang Ksatria
Sikembar Nakula Sadewa yang sakti mandraguna
Dimanakah mereka
Setelah berhasil membunuh seratus saudara sepupunya sendiri
bahagiakah mereka?
Alasan selalu ada untuk membenarkan tindakan kita
sekeji apapun juga
menang perangpun sebetulnya tetap saja kalah
yang menang hanya nafsumu
yang kau kalahkan semua darah dagingmu
kurusetra
medan laga dibunuhnya cinta
sampai hati sampai mati

Friday, February 22, 2008

TRUE LOVE STORY

Comatose man wakes up after being asleep for 19 years

A comatose man woke up after being asleep for 19 years, to find that his world had changed beyond all recognition.

Polish railway worker Jan Grzebski lost consciousness in 1988 after being struck by a train. He suffered horrific injuries when his head was trapped between two carriages.

He didn't come out of his coma until Sunday June 3 2007 when he opened his eyes to see his devoted wife Gertruda's face looking at him. She cared for him all through his coma.

Mr. Grzebski was given only about two years to live after he slipped into unconsciousness in 1988 and doctors discovered he had a tumor on his brain.

But he remained in good health due to the tireless efforts of his saintly wife Gertruda. She fed and washed her husband's motionless body every day and moved him every hour to prevent bedsore infections.

Jan's doctor said she had "done the job of an entire intensive care team."

Her devotion was rewarded when at 65 years of age Jan came out of his coma. He told members of his family he had vague memories of family gatherings and relatives talking to him, trying to provoke a response.

But he woke up to an entirely different world to the one he remembered, and a Poland that was a far cry from the bleak communist country he was used to.

"When I went into a coma there was only tea and vinegar in the shops," the wheelchair-bound Jan said. "Meat was rationed and there were huge petrol queues everywhere. Now I see people on the streets with mobile phones and there are so many goods in shops it makes my head spin"

Just a year after Jan's accident, Poland shed its communist rule and the nation began its journey to becoming the westernised state it is today.

TV ads and fashion are all new concepts for Jan. He is amazed at the colorful streets and the goods, and says the world is a much prettier place now.

These are just some of the world events that he missed while he was sleeping:

1989 - Soviet troops pull out of Afghanistan; Berlin wall comes down

1990 - First digital mobile phone call

1991 - First Gulf War

1993 - Bill Clinton becomes US president

1997 - Princess Diana dies in Paris crash

2001 - September 11

2003 - Second Gulf War; MySpace.com launched

2005 - Pope John Paul II, a fellow countryman, dies

The wife who never gave up on him said she cried and prayed a lot throughout the long and lonely coma years. "Those who came to see us kept asking, 'When is he going to die?' But he's not dead," Gertruda said.

Delighted that her Ian has now rejoined the world, she added: "This is my reward for all the care, faith and love."

- June 6, 2007

komentar:
jadi ingat tebakan "lucu", apa persamaan istri yang baik dan dinosaurus? jawab: dua duanya sudah tidak ada lagi.......kecuali di polandia.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

KONSULTASI SEX

Jam 8 pagi beberapa hari yang lalu oom ceting sambil nonton Trans7, acara selamat pagi bersama Deasy Ratnasari dan teman cowoknya yang Oom ga kenal, bintang tamunya pagi itu dokter boyke, konsultan sex. Oom ga jelas topiknya apa, tapi ada penonton yang kirim surat yang dibacakan oleh Deasy, begini katanya:
“ Dokter saya mau Tanya, apakah betul bau badan bisa menyebabkan susah punya anak? “
Dokter boyke menjawab sambil cengar cengir, begini jawabannya:
“ Secara medis tidak ditemukan relevansinya antara bau badan atau BB dengan kehamilan, tapi logikanya sih kalau badannya bau, suaminya mana mau berhubungan intim, kalau gak berhubungan intim ya gak bisa hamil dong……”
Huahahahahahahahaha…………………..

Saturday, February 16, 2008

ruwet

Dua orang cowok sedang ngobrol, cowok yang satu bilang begini:
"gue bete nih, ortu di kampung maksa gue kawin sama cewek sekampung yang gue gak kenal, hare gene masih ada kawin paksa kek zaman siti nurbaya, gue kan cowok, masa kudu dijodohin juga, pokoknya gue ga mau married sama cewek yang gue ga kenal, yang gue ga cinta, tapi gue juga ga mau nyakitin perasaan ortu gue. Ruwet nih" katanya sambil ngucek ngucek rambut sampe berantakan.
cowok yang satu jawab:
"lu urusan segitu aja ruwet, masalah sepele itu mah, masalah gue nih lebih ruwet"
"emang apa masalahlu ?"
"gue kawin sama janda punya satu anak cewek. Trus lu tau kan gue udah lama ga akur sama babe gue, babe ikutan friendster trus kenalan sama cewek, trus mereka saling suka terus babe gue kawin lagi sama tuh cewek.....yang ternyata anaknya bini gue, anak tiri gue kawin sama babe gue. So sekarang babe gue sekaligus jadi menantu tiri gue, gue jadi mertua tiri babe gue kan....."
"Busyeeeeeeeet ruwet banget" jawab cowo yang satu
"itu belum seberapa, pas bini gue ngelahirin anak gue, berarti kan anak gue jadi adik iparnya babe gue, yang berarti juga anak gue sama dengan oom gue, tambah ruwet lagi waktu anak tiri gue yang juga ibu tiri gue ngelahirin anak, anaknya berarti kan sodara gue sekaligus cucu tiri gue....." setelah tarik nafas panjang si cowok kedua bilang lagi "jadi sekarang ini gue sebetulnya jadi kakek gue sendiri, sekaligus gue juga jadi cucu dari gue sendiri, ruwet mana masalah lu apa masalah gue?"

Monday, February 11, 2008

pernah liat monyet sakit jantung?

Hari ini hari pertama oom sarapan pisang.
Masih terasa aneh sih, gak biasa.
Jam 8 pagi makan satu, jam 9 udah laper lagi.
Ada jambu biji sih gede gede, tapi males ngupasnya.
Dus coklat beng beng diatas TV seperti memanggil manggil....sini sini....ambil satu....gak apa apa....kan baru hari pertama. TIDAK. No way. Aku pengen sehat, makanya sekarang sarapan pisang, supaya pencernaannya baik, supaya ada antioksidan (mbuh ra weruh) pokoknya No more mie rebus, good bye lontong sayur, go to hell nasi goreng pete. From now on sarapannya pisang, apel, jeruk, pepaya..... lihat aja tuh monyet dan burung, mana ada yang kena migren, mana ada monyet darah tinggi atau stroke, mana ada burung gendut.....
Doain ya, semoga oom kuat melewati hari hari berikutnya sarapan buah.
Belajar dari monyet.....

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

CURHATNYA PARA SUAMI

The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the
guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always
hear
" the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male
side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about
you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact,
all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials...

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you
don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...
Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.