ruwet

Dua orang cowok sedang ngobrol, cowok yang satu bilang begini:
"gue bete nih, ortu di kampung maksa gue kawin sama cewek sekampung yang gue gak kenal, hare gene masih ada kawin paksa kek zaman siti nurbaya, gue kan cowok, masa kudu dijodohin juga, pokoknya gue ga mau married sama cewek yang gue ga kenal, yang gue ga cinta, tapi gue juga ga mau nyakitin perasaan ortu gue. Ruwet nih" katanya sambil ngucek ngucek rambut sampe berantakan.
cowok yang satu jawab:
"lu urusan segitu aja ruwet, masalah sepele itu mah, masalah gue nih lebih ruwet"
"emang apa masalahlu ?"
"gue kawin sama janda punya satu anak cewek. Trus lu tau kan gue udah lama ga akur sama babe gue, babe ikutan friendster trus kenalan sama cewek, trus mereka saling suka terus babe gue kawin lagi sama tuh cewek.....yang ternyata anaknya bini gue, anak tiri gue kawin sama babe gue. So sekarang babe gue sekaligus jadi menantu tiri gue, gue jadi mertua tiri babe gue kan....."
"Busyeeeeeeeet ruwet banget" jawab cowo yang satu
"itu belum seberapa, pas bini gue ngelahirin anak gue, berarti kan anak gue jadi adik iparnya babe gue, yang berarti juga anak gue sama dengan oom gue, tambah ruwet lagi waktu anak tiri gue yang juga ibu tiri gue ngelahirin anak, anaknya berarti kan sodara gue sekaligus cucu tiri gue....." setelah tarik nafas panjang si cowok kedua bilang lagi "jadi sekarang ini gue sebetulnya jadi kakek gue sendiri, sekaligus gue juga jadi cucu dari gue sendiri, ruwet mana masalah lu apa masalah gue?"

nice quotes

1. IN A DAY, WHEN YOU DON'T COME ACROSS ANY PROBLEMS , YOU CAN BE SURE THAT YOU ARE TRAVELING IN A WRONG PATH -

SWAMI VIVEKANANDA


2. THREE SENTENCES FOR GETTING SUCCESS

a) KNOW MORE THAN OTHER

b) WORK MORE THAN OTHER

c) EXPECT LESS THAN OTHER -

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE


3. DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE IN THIS WORLD.
IF YOU DO SO, YOU ARE INSULTING YOURSELF -

ALEN STRIKE


4. IF WE CANNOT LOVE THE PERSON WHOM WE SEE,
HOW CAN WE LOVE GOD, WHOM WE CANNOT SEE ? -

MOTHER THERESA


5. NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY HIS PAST -

OSCAR WILDE


6. IF YOU WANT REAL PEACE DON'T TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS,
TALK WITH YOUR ENEMIES -

MOTHER THERESA


7. WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST,
WINNING MEANS YOU'RE DOING BETTER THAN YOU'VE DONE BEFORE -

BONNIE BLAIR


8. EVERYONE THINKS OF CHANGING THE WORLD, BUT NO ONE THINKS OF
CHANGING HIMSELF -

LEO TOLSTOY


9. I WILL NOT SAY I FAILED 1000 TIMES, I WILL SAY THAT I DISCOVERED
THERE ARE 1000 WAYS THAT CAN CAUSE FAILURE -

THOMAS EDISON


10. BELIEVING EVERYBODY IS DANGEROUS;
BELIEVING NOBODY IS VERY DANGEROUS -

ABRAHAM LINCOLN


11. LOVE YOUR JOB BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR COMPANY
BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT STOPS LOVING YOU ... -

ABDUL KALAM


12. IF SOMEONE FEELS THAT THEY HAD NEVER MADE A MISTAKE
IN THEIR LIFE,THEN IT MEANS THEY HAD NEVER TRIED A NEW
THING IN THEIR LIFE -

EINSTEIN


13. NEVER BREAK FOUR THINGS IN YOUR LIFE TRUST, PROMISE, RELATION,
HEART BECAUSE WHEN THEY BREAK THEY DON'T MAKE NOISE
BUT PAINS A LOT-

CHARLES


14. IF YOU START JUDGING PEOPLE YOU WILL BE HAVING NO TIME TO LOVE
THEM -

MOTHER THERESA

nEver & Ever cry for any ONe who Makes you CRY

Once, there was this guy, who was in love with a gal. She wasn't the most beautiful and
gorgeous but for him, she was everything.
He used to dream about her, about spending the rest of life with her. His friends told him,

"Why do you dream so much about her, when you don't even know if she loves you or not?
First tell her your feelings, and get to know if she likes you or not".
He felt that was the right way. The girl knew from the beginning, that this guy loves her.
One day when he proposed, she rejected him.
His friends thought he would take to alcohol; drugs etc. and ruin his life.
To their surprise, he was not depressed.
When they asked him how was it that he is not sad, he replied,
"'why should I feel bad? I lost one who never loved me & she lost the one
who really loved and cared for her."

Last but not least " Love is not heart of life, it's a part of life"